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“BREAKING: Kansas City Chiefs CEO Bans Taylor Swift from Games, Labels Her the Team’s ‘Biggest Distraction'”.Cau

September 19, 2024 by cau cau

Kansas City Chiefs CEO Clark Hunt Addresses Rumors About Taylor Swift’s Presence at Chiefs Games Rumors have been swirling that Kansas City Chiefs CEO Clark Hunt has banned pop superstar Taylor Swift from attending any future Chiefs games, calling her the team’s “biggest distraction.” This speculation arose after Swift was seen supporting her boyfriend, Travis […]

ABC’s ‘Disgraceful’ Debate Performance Costs Network Hundreds of Millions: ‘The Public Has Made Its Voice Heard'”.Cau

September 19, 2024 by cau cau

Things aren’t going well over at ABC, patriots. The network has lost a billion dollars in market cap and about 22 percent of its overall stock value after the shameful debate performance by David Muir and that other woman. It all started when Trump made a fool of himself on stage in front of a […]

“Breaking: Shaq Kicks George Clooney Out of His Restaurant, Bans Him for Life: ‘Leave Your Wokeness Behind'”.Cau

September 19, 2024 by cau cau

In a stunning turn of events, NBA legend and business mogul Shaquille O’Neal has reportedly expelled Hollywood superstar George Clooney from one of his restaurants, issuing a lifetime ban. The incident, which has since gone viral, ended with Shaq allegedly telling Clooney, “Keep your wokeness out.” The confrontation occurred at one of Shaq’s Big Chicken […]

“ABC Loses Five Major Advertisers Post-Debate, Costing $27 Million: ‘No More Future Debates'”.Cau

September 19, 2024 by cau cau

In a plot twist that could only happen in 2024, ABC has officially lost five major advertisers following the fallout from its controversial handling of the latest presidential debate. The network, known for its polished news broadcasts and long-standing tradition of hosting political events, has now been hit where it hurts most: its wallet. The […]

“Breaking News: Electronics Expert Claims Kamala Wore a Radio Receiver During Debate”.Cau

September 19, 2024 by cau cau

Our electronics expert has determined that the earrings and engagement ring worn by Kamala Harris during the last presidential debate connected to form a radio receiver. “It’s undeniable,” said “Rusty” Joe Barron, a guy we met on the sidewalk outside of the last Radio Shack of the Rockies, “You can tell just by looking at […]

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